Anthony Scopatz

I think, therefore I amino acid.

You know nothing, Anthony Snow

Well it seems like I can’t please everyone. Some people think my posts are too long. Others feel they are too cryptic. Still others think that my ‘musings on women’ and my sexuality are ‘annoying.’


Exciting News! So given the recent criticisms, I am going to tell you about ...

Almost Sex, Almost Normal

Hey Cowboy, This post ain’t for the weak of heart!

I had the most incredible weekend!


So it started off of Friday night with me sending out my PhD Proposal. This, of course, left me a stringless, dessicated husk of a man. Therefore I proceeded to go to a ...


It has been a while in coming, but here is my review of *The Essential* Dykes to Watch Out For (DTWOF) by Alison Bechdel.

As a child (9ish-12ish) I distinctly remember reader my mother’s copy of a previous compilation. I recalled it being interesting but more or less a ...

For Keeps

I am worried I have become too normal. I feel the urge to burn all of my clothes, dye my hair and generally start over.

Being different is by no means always a choice, nor is it always a good thing. But I feel as if things that made me ...

Happy New Year!

L’Shana Tova, Everybody.

All apologies this time around seem to be going very well this year. If you haven’t gotten yours yet, you will. I still have a week.

Especially satisfying was an email to a certain super-marine Squid.

On a totally unrelated note: Being single suddenly seems ...

In Honor of Absinthe Friends

DISCLAIMER: Because I have been sort of busy recently, I now have a backlog of three (3) posts that need to be made. Expect them to appear in quick succession.

Every weekend just seems to get a bit crazier. This one was certainly more action packed than last weekend. This ...

Breaking in a Brand New Broken Heart

So to all you Ryans out there in the world, Damn You!

I love you guys so much, but there is just no way I will ever be as funny as you. You are the people that I feel so much less funny around because you are just that hilarious ...