Anthony Scopatz

I think, therefore I amino acid.

Loop Over My Heart

I have always been a proponent of not wasting time on dating people you know you are not interested in. That being said, what one wants and what one thinks one wants are typically quite disparate when one starts dating. So like many things in my life I have followed ...

I follow myself in song…

If you knew how I longed
for you now that you’re go-o-o-one,
you’d grow wings and fly home to me, home tonight.
Little killer froggy where did you hop?
Under the entertainment center, realized you just couldn’t stop.
I almost died,
It was so embarrassing.
But I ...

Significantly Fatter and Happier

Well ok…not that much fatter. But I did eat a lot of bread!

BUT I am back in Austin! I had an excellent time on my vacation. You may have noticed the near radio (internet) silence on my end in the past week. Here is what I was doing ...

La La La

So I finally made it to LA.

More or less peeps all up and down the CA coast agree it is time. If you don’t know what I am talking about, that is ok too.

On a totally unrelated note, at least three people know what Super Secret Project ...


I have been laughing my ass off all day at this cover-parody hybrid.

Also, writing lectures is a lot harder than I ever thought it would be. I understand why those people get paid the big bucks. Those people are called professors. Those people are not called Anthony.

To the slightly less enigmatic….

I was once told never to write a letter if I did not want a response. I read your response the my letter, and was pleased by it. Suffice to say that I feel like any further correspondence on my part would yield a response that would be akin to ...

San Diego Trip, Family Style

Whew! This one was a deeewwsy!

So this last trip was super intense. I will try to separate the cream from the other butter here.


  1. After the seeing peeps in LA (Meenon, Jessica Simpson, and other enigmatic folk) I went to San Diego (SD) for the big summer family ...

Southern California Visitation Rights

So I have spent the time since my last post traveling around and seeing peoples.

Last night, Meenon and Jessica Simpson (still hilarious) had some good things to say about Enigmas to me. Without getting into it, balance of interest and honesty at the early stages of a non-relationship is ...