Anthony Scopatz

I think, therefore I amino acid.

Ahhh la Taz

Ahhh la Taz! Why do you taunt me so?

Why do you torment me with your “Look-but-don’t-Touch” policy?

What have I done to send me to this hipster purgatory?

Why can I not block your visual onslaught?

For I am defenseless when you Dual-Wield Flaming Lesbians of Hotness +5 ...