Anthony Scopatz

I think, therefore I amino acid.

Colonoscopy Fun

So as some of you may or may not know I had my first colonoscopy EVER yesterday. And let me just say it was a load of fun. I actually did feel much better after the procedure oddly enough. In any event, here were some of the choice words that I said under sedation via Anthony’s retelling.

—Me: “Hey, did you guys video tape the procedure?”
Nurse: “No.”
Me: “That is a shame. I could have put it on YouTube or something.”

—”Today is gonna be awesome. I should have one of these every morning; I don’t have to do any work today.”

—Apparently I needed to drink something afterwards I so they gave me a juice selection and I choose apple. They brought it to me in a can which I stared at for a while before before drinking. After consuming it and setting it down I said something like, “Why did I get apple juice, I HATE apple juice.

—I told the nurse all about how I wanted to be a computational physicist.

—When Anthony first walked in he asked me how I was. I said, “Oh man I am so relaxed. I feel like I could go into my parents basement and smoke weed and listen to Pink Floyd.”

If I find out about any others I’ll let you know but I think that was all of the good ones. All in all, yesterday was by far the most pleasant day I have had since coming to Austin.